Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Pulling a Matthew

Yup folks, I will be describing "pulling a Matthew" to you guys. The reason I am doing this is because my brother did a "pulling an Andrew" post on his blog, so it made me think of my "pulling a Matthew". :) (Here is the link to my brothers blog: http://the-undying-lands.blogspot.com/ )

Anyway, the "pulling a Matthew" is pretty simple. You get onto Super Smash Bros. Brawl, choose Kirby as your character, and suck up your enemies and then walk off the edge while they are in your stomach... yeah, pretty simple, yet effective. :) Those of you that I have done this to know what I am talking about, because there is so much adrenaline in a room of 29 people when you do that to your opponent. Yeah, we have intense tournaments. :)

Anyway, that is my thought of the day, you guys have a great time!
Love, Matt or Cakes, you decide ;)

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Girl Post - Thoughts on Girls from Matt Woodruff

Well everyone, here it is. The Girl Post.

I hope everyone enjoys it, sorry it is sorta long, and if you have any questions for me, make sure to ask them in my comments section of this post. Hope you enjoy it!

This is a very intimidating post to write, because I don't know how to completely express what my thoughts are on girls. So here goes!

Drum roll!!.... First on the list.... A girls smile!

Smiles: Wow, where do I even begin? I walk down the hall at Timpview, and say hi to a lot of people, most of which are girls, and they are all radiating these beautiful smiles! I am talking like, it could be summertime kind of smiles. The way they are smiling even though we are still in March kind of smiles. Wow, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but do you know what I mean? When a girl smiles, it can make my soul melt like a hot knife through butter on a summer day just before it is spread out onto a delicious flaky roll. Yeah, that is what a girls smile is to me. Seriously girls, smiles are one of the most attractive things that I love about all of you, so why not show it off? I give girls smiles a 5 Star rating on a scale of 2 Stars. Yup. Keep smiling, it brightens everyone's day when you do.

Smiles are great. But next topic on the list is!.....

Next on the list.... Kindness!

Kindness: This is one of my favorite parts as well. But don't look at this section as just "kindness", but look at it to mean many more different words, like niceness, personality, etc., whatever you want to call it. But for me, my ideal girl is kind. Someone who genuinely wants other people to feel better about themselves, someone who is willing to lend a hand, say a few nice words to someone that needs it, or to even just smile at someone who needs it.(Refer to the above paragraph on my thoughts on smiles) ;) I think it is sad when people talk bad behind other peoples backs, and especially if it is a girl, because that completely makes me uninterested in someone like that. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.(I think I am quoting Gandhi, or my Mom...) :) Anyway, a kind girl is priceless in my book. Just try and be nice, and you will be happy in life. I guess that is the secret to happiness in the world.

Kind girls. A+. Definitely.

Next on the list of my thoughts.... Teasing!

Teasing: Now before you judge this section of my thoughts, just know that this is not the rude kind of teasing that I hate with a passion, but this kind of teasing could sort of translate into another word: flirting. Now, before you get the wrong idea from me, lets translate it back to teasing, and I will explain myself. I don't mean that girls have to go out of their way to flirt with people. Mostly I am thinking of how much I like to tease girls. It is way fun. Lets face it. :) But for the context of this section, I am thinking of a girl who doesn't mind being teased now and then. When a boy teases a girl, he is most likely flirting with her, and he doesn't mind when the girl will tease him back. So this is where the build up leads to. I like a girl with a sense of humor. Someone to laugh with, share a joke, and just have a good time. I don't know how that sentence translates into the word “teasing”, but just work with me on it. Now I am not saying that you have to push yourself to be funny or anything, but be able to have a good time with your friends, and be able to have fun. I guess that is what I am getting at. I like a girl who knows how to have good clean fun whenever she wants to. This sort of translates back to the kindness paragraph, where if you are kind to everyone, you will probably be able to have a good time with them whenever you want to. So, I hope you guys understand this paragraph when I title it as “teasing”. Not the best word choice, but if you read the whole paragraph, you would be able to understand what I am getting at I guess.

Sorry for the last paragraph, that was quite a bit of rambling, and I hope everyone gets the message of what I am trying to say: just have a good time in life, because life is short.(But still remember your priorities, and follow through with them) :)

Next on the list of my ramblings.... Conversation!

Conversation: For conversation, I am just adding it in, because sometimes it is a dying art. This is for everyone, and not just girls, but texting is taking over our lives, and it is really refreshing to be able to talk to someone face to face or even on a telephone. Now, with pretty much every girl I know, I can pretty much have a good conversation whenever I talk to any of you, so don't be too worried, but just stay aware of this fact. In fact, if any of you just wanted to call me and just talk, I am more than willing to do that. I love talking to girls because they are so wonderful. Yup. So just stay aware that it can be more personal if you talk to someone face to face. I am not saying texting is bad, in fact I would love a phone, and I would text a lot. But just be aware of the value of a real conversation with someone else. It can be very therapeutic, calming, etc., however you want to see it as. :)

(And I am serious, if anyone ever just needs to talk to someone, just give me a call and we can talk. You might find it turns out well!) :)

Next on this continually longer list.... Friendship!

Friendship: Well girls, friendship is very important. Without friends, life wouldn't be as awesome as it is now, right? Definitely. I like a girl who I can be friends with. Someone who you can hang out with, play games, talk, whatever friends do. Being friends with girls is really great, because they balance the guys out, and it is a lot of fun. Am I making any sense on this topic? Don't worry about it, because odds are that I am your friend if you are reading this. :) Just make sure to be nice to everyone, and have fun!

Wow, guys I hope I am not boring you with this post. I should have put a disclaimer at the top warning of its length, but if you read the whole thing, that is awesome for you, because you got to take a little peek into Matt Woodruff's mind.

What this all leads up to, is that all of these qualities makes a girl extremely attractive in my point of view. I just want you girls to know how great you are.


All of you are awesome, and don't forget that. :)

I love you all, and if you have any questions or comments about this post, make sure to post them in the comments section of this post, and I will answer any questions you have about my thoughts on girls.

But my whole reason for this post is to let all of the girls know how great you are, and that I think you have so much influence for good in this world. You all rock my world, I know that. :)

Remember girls, keep showing off your beautiful smiles. You are all gorgeous. The End. ;)
Love, Matt or Cakes, You decide ;)

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Upcoming Girl Post Trailer Thing... :)

That's right folks! This post will be preceding a post about girls.


Yeah, pretty much.

In this much anticipated post, I will discuss my thoughts on girls, attractive features that they possess, and other things that you will all want to read.

When I have told people that this post is coming, I have received a very excited response, so I will try not to let you people down, and make it worth reading.

But this is one of those posts you can't just crank out in five minutes, so I will be sure to give it some deep thought.

Still epic?

Yup. Still epic.

Well, stay tuned guys, and have a great day!
Love Matt or Cakes, you decide. :)

Monday, March 7, 2011

Some Thoughts on My Life... Cuz It's Been a While....

Hey folks. It has been a while, and I apologize. Life has been busy, so I will update you guys on my life.

1. I am spanking my welding class, I am so good at it. I have done stuff in a month that takes most people 3 months to complete. Oh yeah!

2. The other day I made up my mind of what I will probably do with my future. I am planning as of right now to become a chef. Yup, you heard me right, I am going to major in Culinary Arts(I think that is what the major is called). Wa-Bam! Yup.

3. Yearbook is an awesome class, and I am glad that I randomly showed up one day, and ended up joining. Shweet!

4. I am so excited for upcoming events that will happen soon: Miriam Bay is taking me to MORP, which will be way awesome! My Brother and I will be going to the Space Simulator this week for anyone that knows what that is, and it will be awesome as well! And just cool stuff like that that is coming up.

5. Backstage Jazz Night was way awesome! We had a fantastic turnout, which was really cool. The jazz bands were fantastic, and everyone was dancing and having a good time, which it is always a party when you get together with your friends and put on some jazz music.

Yup, that is what is on my mind right now... well that is what I am willing to write that is on my mind right now... maybe I will have a girl post sometime soon. :) Be excited.

You guys are awesome! Thanks for reading!
Love Matt or Cakes, you decide. ;)